twilightfoix

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender comes over and pours the man a drink. The man says to the bartender, "I bet you $100 I can piss into that glass at the other end of the bar." The bartender thinking there's no way he can make it agrees to the bet. The man stands up, pulls out his momma johnson and stands there aiming and judging the distance. Finally he starts to pee and he's peeing all over the place. He's peeing all over the stools, the bar, the tables and just everywhere. And he never comes anywhere close to the glass. When he's done the bartender said "Ok, now you owe me $100." The man says "Hold on one second, I gotta go across the street real quick and then I'll come back and give you your $100." So the man goes across the street and starts talking with someone. he comes back into the bar chuckling to himself and with this huge grin on his face. The bartender looks at him and asks, "Why are you so happy, you just lost $100." The man says to the bartender, "Yeah, but you see I bet the guy across the street $500 that I could not only pee all over your bar, but I can also make you happy about it."

feelgood

That's a great one!

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FishKing

Another one.
A man walks into a bar and there is a horse with a sign that says make the horse laugh and win $100 bucks. The man walks over to the horse and wispers in his ear. The horse laughs and the gut gets his one hundred bucks.

The next week the same guy walks into the same bar with the same horse but this time the sign says make the horse cry and win $500.. The man leads the horse outside and when they come back in the horse is crying.
He gets his $500.
The bartender ask how he did it. The guy said last week I told the horse I was hung better them him and this week I proved it.

Fearless_Hyena

hahahha that's great!!

BTW what does the E in NSFE stand for? Or do you always make a typos on W's???

Slacks_01

are horses really that well hung?

powerclown

Very funny..!!!

KellyC

You dont know? Watch a Tom Green movie....you'll know...

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scrappmittens

Funny Joke Buddy

macmanmike6100

lol that was really good

Aletheia

Thats awesome lol

MovieNut

Isn't twilightfoix's joke similar to what Quentin Tarantino's character told Cheech Marin's character in the bar, in the beginning of Desparado?

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Latch

Maybe "Not Safe For Everyone".. like.. not everyone will like this joke?

Just my WAG

johnnymysto

YEP!!

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maximus

it is the same joke

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gilada

I assume NSFE is a typo since E and W are right next to each other

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