grumpyolddude

Mrs Grumpyolddude: "Honey, why do you have a suppository in your ear?"

Grumpyolddude: "What?"

Mrs. G: "I said 'Honey, why do you have a suppository in your ear?'"

G: "What?"

Mrs. G: "Why do you have that suppository in your goddam ear??!!?"

G: " Oh my! NOW I remember where I put my hearing aid!"

Edit: Closed the size tags, should work now.

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Gortexfogg

*chuckle chuckle* Good one.

Blue Fish

simple but good

emsgurl

Very cute joke....

ratbastid

Heh. That's sort of like:

I just got a real bargain on my new hearing aid.

Yeah? What kind is it?

About 3:30.

Amethyst

Pretty funny!

Raw Kuts

Worth a few chuckles

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Slims

haha

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tfpfreak

gross but good

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zaiaz

Oh no....

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