filtherton

I have allowed my fear and desperation to crowd out my ability to think rationally and critically about the sources and quality of the information I choose to believe. Ask me something!!!!!!!

FuglyStick

How much ammunition should I have on hand for when the revolution begins?

Poor people--what's their deal?

Are two church services on Sunday enough?

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AZIZ! LIGHT!

samcol

Are the birther questions a distraction from his horrible policies?

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It's time for the president to hand over his nobel peace prize.

noodle

why?

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ring

How long do I have to wait before resuming sexual intercouse,
after my Episiotomy?

Xerxys

When ... will this thread be moved to nonsense?

filtherton

You fucking people are nuts!!!! I can't believe you've all been tricked so willingly by the slanderous lies of sig heil herr obamessiah!!!!
He'll never release the long form of his birth certificate becausehe's not a real american!!!!! HE WAS BORN IN KENYA, YOU ASSHOLES!!!!

If you can count it, you don't have enough.

They've never released the long form of their birth certificates.

In an ideal world, Sunday would consist of a 1-2 hour nonchurch service, with the rest of the time being devoted to worshipping Jesus and Orly.

His policies don't really exist, because he's not a real US citizen. It is impossible to be distracted from an illusion.

Because he's never produced the long form of his birth certificate.

You need only wait until you've been able to produce the long form of your child's birth certificate.

Iliftrocks

First of all, this thread is the best. My question is: Where are my car keys? I seemed to have misplaced them while reading your oversized red text messages.

I may be going blind as a result. Good thing I am a touch typist

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bill hicks - "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."

genuinegirly

Have you ever worked as a midwife?

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"Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq

"violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

BadNick

I think all that ice and snow might be giving you brain freeze. But luckily, all those big red letters have a warm glow to them...babies like warm glows so this would help and possibly aleviate the need to put them into one of those incubator hot box thingies. Plus hugs....hugs are warm.