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The seven immutable truths
When I was younger a wise old Chinese man taught me the seven immutable truths of life and they have proved invaluable (O.K. he wasn't old and he wasn't chinese but he was wise). They are:
1. Don’t fuck with someone whose better at it than you are
2. Always leave yourself an out
3. You do NOT want to go to jail
4. Assholes were born that way and will never change
5. Revenge is a dish best served cold
6. It’s always better after you puke
7. Chances are you are smarter than the guy at the front of the line
What can you add to this list?
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