Quote:
Shake up the pale-dry
Ginger ale
Tremblin’ like a penguin
When the battery fail
Lord, you must be havin’ her jumpin’ through
A hoopa real fire
With some kleenex wrapped around a
Coat-hang wire
She’s just like a penguin in bondage, boy
-- Frank Zappa
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I'm sorry; I'm all for gay rights, but I just can't take gay penguins seriously.
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