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PorscheBunny · 02-03-2004, 12:04 AM

I really hate to be the bucket of cold water for this thread, but it appears that someone must be.

The rumor originated during WWII among the American officers in an attempt to keep the enlisted out of the Chinese and Polynesian brothels. The officers told them that they were just wasting their money going into those brothels because the women had "horizontal pussies" that only the local men could mate with. Needless to say, it didn't take long for someone to figure out the Brass was lying, and the enlisted were in the brothels in no time.

One American GI supposed asked one of the house girls, "Is true that Asian women have horizontal pussies?" Her reply was, "Why? Are you a harmonica player?"

This joke is still told, 60 years later. It was reprinted in late 80s-early 90s in Blanche Knott's Truly Tasteless Military Jokes and Truly Tasteless Anatomy Jokes. And apparently some people haven't seen even porn to know any better, so it'll still be around in 60 years from now.

02-03-2004, 12:04 AM	#106 (permalink)
PorscheBunny Insane	I really hate to be the bucket of cold water for this thread, but it appears that someone must be. The rumor originated during WWII among the American officers in an attempt to keep the enlisted out of the Chinese and Polynesian brothels. The officers told them that they were just wasting their money going into those brothels because the women had "horizontal pussies" that only the local men could mate with. Needless to say, it didn't take long for someone to figure out the Brass was lying, and the enlisted were in the brothels in no time. One American GI supposed asked one of the house girls, "Is true that Asian women have horizontal pussies?" Her reply was, "Why? Are you a harmonica player?" This joke is still told, 60 years later. It was reprinted in late 80s-early 90s in Blanche Knott's Truly Tasteless Military Jokes and Truly Tasteless Anatomy Jokes. And apparently some people haven't seen even porn to know any better, so it'll still be around in 60 years from now. __________________ This post has been sanitized for your protection by the Ministry of Information of Oceania.