Scientists have proven that the Sasquatch, he is real.
Take a look at the <a href="http://www.columbian.com/outerlimits/bigfoot.jpg">
plaster cast</a> of his foot, now you know he's real.
Listen real close to the <a href="http://www.coasttocoastam.com/audio/bigfoot5.mp3">
audio tape</a>, not human, now you know he's real.
Couldn't be a <a href="http://www.francoamericannovelty.com/Images/costumes/CapesRobes/jpeg/31592.jpg">
man in gorilla suit</a>, no fuckin' way, now you know he's real.