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iona · 04-30-2003, 11:08 AM

An old favourite - still makes me smile...

Girl goes into the confessional...
"Bless me father for I have sinned... Last night a boy put his willy into me"
"Are you married my child? If you are confessing this I think you are not".
"I'm not married Father, and as good catholics we didn't use any contraceptives. I'm worried father".
"I'm pleased you did not use any devices of satan my child... But what are you woried about?"
"I've heard that the baby comes out where the boy's willy went in Father. Is that true?"
"I'm told that this is true my child".
"Is the baby big Father and dues it push out hard regardless?"
"Yes my child, a baby coming out is the consequence of your actions".
"Father... Will my teeth grow back?"

Mike & Iona

04-30-2003, 11:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
iona Upright Location: Scotland	Bless me Father for I have... (oldie but goodie) An old favourite - still makes me smile... Girl goes into the confessional... "Bless me father for I have sinned... Last night a boy put his willy into me" "Are you married my child? If you are confessing this I think you are not". "I'm not married Father, and as good catholics we didn't use any contraceptives. I'm worried father". "I'm pleased you did not use any devices of satan my child... But what are you woried about?" "I've heard that the baby comes out where the boy's willy went in Father. Is that true?" "I'm told that this is true my child". "Is the baby big Father and dues it push out hard regardless?" "Yes my child, a baby coming out is the consequence of your actions". "Father... Will my teeth grow back?" Mike & Iona __________________ For sale, 9" Demi-Baguettes... Satisfaction guarenteed!!!