You gotta love those little surprises...did I say little, I mean, uh...nevermind....
In high school (when such things were abso-fuckin-lutely hilarious), my friends and I used to crack jokes about that, and almost have competitions to see who could come up with the biggest bullshit story (i.e. "Yeah, that's the reason I have to wear my jeans so long....don't want anything poking out" "Eh, I just tuck it into my boots)...yeah, those were the days...when I was still immature enough to find that gut-busting...sadly, I still find it pretty funny.
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