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how do you kill a blue elephant?
shoot it with a blue elephant gun
how do you kill a red elephant?
paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun
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How did pinocchio find out that he was made of wood?
The first time he jerked off his hand caught on fire.
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How do keep a girl from having sex?
Marry her!
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What do you call a blonde at a university?
A visitor
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