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TerresqueÜ · 12-24-2003, 05:14 PM

Throw all your groaners and stupid jokes here. I'll give my contribution.

Q: Did you hear about the new pirate movie?
A : It's rated ARRRRR

A pirate walks into a bar and he has a steering wheel in his groin. He walks around for a while and finally one of the bar keeps asks "Do you know there's a steering wheel at your groin?" The pirate responds "Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts!" *wait for it...let it sink in...now groan*

KWSN · 12-26-2003, 07:01 AM

Did you hear about the evil tuna?

He was rotten to the albacore.

tekaweni · 12-26-2003, 08:01 AM

Whats got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog

MexicanOnABike · 12-26-2003, 06:40 PM

i guy walks into a bar

sais "ouch!"

watupyo · 12-26-2003, 10:11 PM

how do you kill a blue elephant?

shoot it with a blue elephant gun

how do you kill a red elephant?

paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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How did pinocchio find out that he was made of wood?
The first time he jerked off his hand caught on fire.

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How do keep a girl from having sex?
Marry her!

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What do you call a blonde at a university?
A visitor

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gloveshot3 · 12-27-2003, 01:53 PM

for Christmas I wanted a Porche Cayenne.

but i settled for a holiday hummer.

Crack · 01-01-2004, 08:19 AM

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A Fsh

FishKing · 01-01-2004, 01:40 PM

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Anything you want because he ain't coming

ratbastard · 01-02-2004, 03:01 PM

HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE RABBIT??

UNIQUE UP ON HIM

Monre · 01-02-2004, 03:06 PM

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef.

torgone · 01-02-2004, 04:16 PM

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Right where you left him.

Godzilla · 01-02-2004, 05:45 PM

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Hey, man, why the long face?"

12-24-2003, 05:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Stupid Joke Thread Throw all your groaners and stupid jokes here. I'll give my contribution. Q: Did you hear about the new pirate movie? A : It's rated ARRRRR A pirate walks into a bar and he has a steering wheel in his groin. He walks around for a while and finally one of the bar keeps asks "Do you know there's a steering wheel at your groin?" The pirate responds "Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts!" wait for it...let it sink in...now groan __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

12-26-2003, 07:01 AM	#2 (permalink)
KWSN green	Did you hear about the evil tuna? He was rotten to the albacore. __________________ Your arms are broken!

12-26-2003, 08:01 AM	#3 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Whats got two legs and bleeds? Half a dog __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

12-26-2003, 06:40 PM	#4 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	i guy walks into a bar sais "ouch!" __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

01-01-2004, 08:19 AM	#7 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: A Fsh __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

12-26-2003, 10:11 PM	#5 (permalink)
watupyo Banned Location: New Zealand	how do you kill a blue elephant? shoot it with a blue elephant gun how do you kill a red elephant? paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun --- How did pinocchio find out that he was made of wood? The first time he jerked off his hand caught on fire. -- How do keep a girl from having sex? Marry her! --- What do you call a blonde at a university? A visitor --

12-27-2003, 01:53 PM	#6 (permalink)
gloveshot3 Crazy	for Christmas I wanted a Porche Cayenne. but i settled for a holiday hummer.

01-01-2004, 01:40 PM	#8 (permalink)
FishKing Tilted	What do you call a dog with no legs? Anything you want because he ain't coming

01-02-2004, 03:01 PM	#9 (permalink)
ratbastard Crazy Location: central calif.	HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE RABBIT?? UNIQUE UP ON HIM

01-02-2004, 03:06 PM	#10 (permalink)
Monre Banned	What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

01-02-2004, 04:16 PM	#11 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him. __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

01-02-2004, 05:45 PM	#12 (permalink)
Godzilla Insane Location: austin, TX	A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Hey, man, why the long face?" __________________ Coming out of an ocean near you...