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More Adult Fairy Tales
PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about
> > splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to
> > visit
> > Gepetto to see if he could help.
> > Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and
> > Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.
> > A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through
> > town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"
> > Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"
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> >
> > LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when suddenly the
> > Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her
> > throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"
> > To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket
> > and pulled out a .44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No, you're
> > not.
> > You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book."
> > ____________________________________________
> >
> > MICKEY MOUSE and MINNIE MOUSE were in divorce court and the judge said
> > to Mickey,
> > "You say here that your wife is crazy."
> > Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's f**king
> > Goofy."
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