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Etiquette for 2004.
Things have changed and we're still following the same rules made years ago. So, Let's revise all the rules to fit todays world.
Original: Don't put your elbows on the Dinner table!
Revised: Don't put your penis on the Dinner table!
Original: Always open the door for a lady.
Revised: Open door for ladies only when the door is tricky(ie: you stick your finger in a dark hole to find the latch.)
Come on, let's hear some more updated etiquette...
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