We need you for what, exactly?
Maple Syrup?
Gobs of pinkish white people invading the South East coast line in February?
A buffer to keep those evil residents of the North Pole from invading? One of them comes anyway every 25th of December.
As a conduit for potential terrorists, who proclaim they are political refugees as soon as they depart the plane in Toronto, are granted asylum, then plot the next 9/11 in Toronto coffee shops?
I think we will muddle through, but thanks.
EDIT: All above wisecracks about our beloved brethren to the north are made strictly in jest and in no way connote any hostility to Canadians.
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