lend me your wit
The fax machine is in my office. Every time my co-worker gets a fax, I pick it up off the machine, and walk it into his office (next door to mine). Without fail, he asks "What is this?"
It's a fax. It's been faxes for the last eight years, and still he asks, "What is this?" as I hand it to him.
Soooo...I started getting creative in my answers. But, I've reached a creative lull. Please help me come up with things to say.
Previous answers include:
Paper airplane kit
Oragami tiger - it just needs a little folding
Message from Satan...something about seeing you in Hell
The Magna charta
Your horoscope, silly Libra!
email...when did the fax get its own email account, anyway?
flamable
one thousand papercuts just waiting to happen.
A color copy of a black & white doccument
Please, give me ideas. Lend me your wit.
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