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a guy
He gets jealous when his friends go on dates,
He gets nervous quickly and cannot relate,
To girls or ballads or stars or fate.
His breath is stale when he pulls out of bed,
He walks to his kitchen and chews on some bread,
Pops a big fart and scratches his head.
What's there to do on a Saturday?
He goes to the living room to turn on the tube,
A girl works out while he stares at her boob.
He groans and he moans and he wants some more food.
He finds a phone number he used last weekend,
He calls and he asks a dude, "Hey, will you send,
A large pizza to three twenty Bachelor Bend?
What's there to do on a Saturday?
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go cubs!
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