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Misdirection
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
a quart of milk
a carton of eggs
a 1/2 gallon of orange juice
a head of romaine lettuce
a can of coffee
and a package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
Drunk: "You must be single."
The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked at her six items on the belt but saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections
Woman: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
Drunk: "'cause you're fuckin' ugly."
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