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Regziever · 10-24-2003, 10:41 PM

An amercian soldier who was stationed in Afghanistan got a letter from his girlfriend back in the states. The letter read:

Dear Raymond

I'm sorry, but I dont want to continiue our relationship. The distance between us is too far. Besides, I have to admit that I have been cheating on you twice since you left. It's over, end of story.

Would you please send back the photo of me I gave you?
Bye /Wendy

The soldier looked at the letter with a blank expression in his face. He then walked around amongst his fellow brothers in arms and collected every picture of wifes, sisters, girfriends, exgf's, cousins etc. he could get his hands on.

He placed all the photos in an envelope together with the picture of Wendy. Totally it was 57 pictures.
He also placed a note in the letter saying:

Dear Wendy
I'm sorry, but I have forgotten who you are. Please pick out your photo and send back the rest.

Ciao
Raymond

10-24-2003, 10:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Raymond in Afghanistan An amercian soldier who was stationed in Afghanistan got a letter from his girlfriend back in the states. The letter read: Dear Raymond I'm sorry, but I dont want to continiue our relationship. The distance between us is too far. Besides, I have to admit that I have been cheating on you twice since you left. It's over, end of story. Would you please send back the photo of me I gave you? Bye /Wendy The soldier looked at the letter with a blank expression in his face. He then walked around amongst his fellow brothers in arms and collected every picture of wifes, sisters, girfriends, exgf's, cousins etc. he could get his hands on. He placed all the photos in an envelope together with the picture of Wendy. Totally it was 57 pictures. He also placed a note in the letter saying: Dear Wendy I'm sorry, but I have forgotten who you are. Please pick out your photo and send back the rest. Ciao Raymond __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine Last edited by Regziever; 10-25-2003 at 02:24 AM..