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Old 10-22-2003, 07:03 PM   #1 (permalink)
Wyodiver33
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funny, but extremely scary at the time.

Ok, people, here's a true story for you all to laugh at: My wife and I were getting busy doggy style, she asked me to put our thin vibrator in her ass. So far, so great. The vibrations were doing wonders for us both. The damned vibrator was not flaired at all. All of the sudden, POOF! it was gone. Right up her ass. We were both pretty nervouse, as we were both in the USAF. (Anything other than missionary is pretty much against the rules in the US Military. Oral sex is against the rules. lol) So we were both freaking out. I tried to finger the problem out, to no avail. She ended up using a pair of 90 degree pliers, got that damned thing out. What a woman. lol
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