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Nefir · 10-21-2003, 08:53 PM

Oh its really not that difficult for a girl to turn Nefir into a blabbering lovestruck fool. Here are a few simple guidelines:

- Must never ever be intimidated by technology she doesn't understand yet (being a geek = big plus, being able to hand me my ass in multiplayer = HUGE plus)
- Must be truly open-minded, and not just believe that she is. (ie: fanatical liberal = NO. Fanatical anything, other than geek, is bad enough.)
- Must be honest and straightfoward - no mind games.
- Must at least make an effort to understand male psychology (RTFM, girl! Its there for a reason!)
- Must know that love is a two way street, and follow through.
- Strolling aimlessly through town is an acceptable way to hang out together.
- Watching Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, or Harry Potter on DVD, by candle-light, is an acceptable part of a romantic evening.
- Must be aware of the world around her, and not susceptible to the pressures it imposes (ie: perceived physical appearance shouldn't be the #1 priority, shouldn't smoke or do drugs).
- Must truly believe that she is beautiful, because beauty comes from within.
- Must be passionate, romantic, and exciting.
- Must be herself.
- Must accept me for who I am. I will gladly return the favor.

Ok so maybe its not so simple, and maybe I've just eliminated a large portion of the female population, but they're like fish in the ocean... There's gotta be a few out there not already taken!

EDIT:
ROTFLMAO @ Astrocloud

10-21-2003, 08:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
Nefir Junkie Location: Louisville, KY	Oh its really not that difficult for a girl to turn Nefir into a blabbering lovestruck fool. Here are a few simple guidelines: - Must never ever be intimidated by technology she doesn't understand yet (being a geek = big plus, being able to hand me my ass in multiplayer = HUGE plus) - Must be truly open-minded, and not just believe that she is. (ie: fanatical liberal = NO. Fanatical anything, other than geek, is bad enough.) - Must be honest and straightfoward - no mind games. - Must at least make an effort to understand male psychology (RTFM, girl! Its there for a reason!) - Must know that love is a two way street, and follow through. - Strolling aimlessly through town is an acceptable way to hang out together. - Watching Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, or Harry Potter on DVD, by candle-light, is an acceptable part of a romantic evening. - Must be aware of the world around her, and not susceptible to the pressures it imposes (ie: perceived physical appearance shouldn't be the #1 priority, shouldn't smoke or do drugs). - Must truly believe that she is beautiful, because beauty comes from within. - Must be passionate, romantic, and exciting. - Must be herself. - Must accept me for who I am. I will gladly return the favor. Ok so maybe its not so simple, and maybe I've just eliminated a large portion of the female population, but they're like fish in the ocean... There's gotta be a few out there not already taken! EDIT: ROTFLMAO @ Astrocloud __________________ You do not use a Macintosh, instead you use a Tandy Kompressor break your glowstick, Kompressor eat your candy Kompressor open jaws, Kompressor release ants Kompressor watch you scream, Because Kompressor does not dance Last edited by Nefir; 10-21-2003 at 09:19 PM..