(single people) perfect mate? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Stiltzkin · 10-21-2003, 07:40 PM

This is mostly directed towards single people. I think people in a relationship answering this thread might have slightly biased answers... but then again who knows.

So what would your perfect SO be like? Here's mine:

I want a girlfriend who thinks kicking people in the shins and throwing rocks at cars passing by on the freeway is romantic, and who wears pants and has big boobs and green eyes and and long smooth brown hair and who's about a foot shorter than me and who parties hard every night but refuses to let herself be taken advantage of. She would also preferrably wear ADIDAS shoes. Not that there's anything amazing about this brand of shoes, but those three stripes going along the side would look sexy... erhm. That's why this thread is in Titled Nonsense

Okay, now everyone feel free to ignore this post and let it roll on down to the abyss of forgotten threads

Nefir · 10-21-2003, 08:53 PM

Oh its really not that difficult for a girl to turn Nefir into a blabbering lovestruck fool. Here are a few simple guidelines:

- Must never ever be intimidated by technology she doesn't understand yet (being a geek = big plus, being able to hand me my ass in multiplayer = HUGE plus)
- Must be truly open-minded, and not just believe that she is. (ie: fanatical liberal = NO. Fanatical anything, other than geek, is bad enough.)
- Must be honest and straightfoward - no mind games.
- Must at least make an effort to understand male psychology (RTFM, girl! Its there for a reason!)
- Must know that love is a two way street, and follow through.
- Strolling aimlessly through town is an acceptable way to hang out together.
- Watching Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, or Harry Potter on DVD, by candle-light, is an acceptable part of a romantic evening.
- Must be aware of the world around her, and not susceptible to the pressures it imposes (ie: perceived physical appearance shouldn't be the #1 priority, shouldn't smoke or do drugs).
- Must truly believe that she is beautiful, because beauty comes from within.
- Must be passionate, romantic, and exciting.
- Must be herself.
- Must accept me for who I am. I will gladly return the favor.

Ok so maybe its not so simple, and maybe I've just eliminated a large portion of the female population, but they're like fish in the ocean... There's gotta be a few out there not already taken!

EDIT:
ROTFLMAO @ Astrocloud

Astrocloud · 10-21-2003, 09:07 PM

Here's a near perfect mate:

(white to move mate in three)

bundy · 10-21-2003, 10:10 PM

someone who likes me...

Jadey · 10-21-2003, 11:34 PM

She got to have a TON of interests, and be very inguisitive. She must understand the appeal of sports. Not necessarily like sports, but undersand the appeal of watching, but she must be athletic. I don't care if she likes to golf, or play tennis, or whatever, jsut something. She has to enjoy being entertained in all ways, including reading, movies, television, music, art. She HAS TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR. Also, she can't get embarrassed to easily. I'd prefer she be outgoing!
She has to be open-minded but intelligent, willing to listen to everything but wade through the shit to have an opinion! She got to be a romantic and enjoy spending time with me.

That's all I can think of for now.

10-21-2003, 07:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	(single people) perfect mate? This is mostly directed towards single people. I think people in a relationship answering this thread might have slightly biased answers... but then again who knows. So what would your perfect SO be like? Here's mine: I want a girlfriend who thinks kicking people in the shins and throwing rocks at cars passing by on the freeway is romantic, and who wears pants and has big boobs and green eyes and and long smooth brown hair and who's about a foot shorter than me and who parties hard every night but refuses to let herself be taken advantage of. She would also preferrably wear ADIDAS shoes. Not that there's anything amazing about this brand of shoes, but those three stripes going along the side would look sexy... erhm. That's why this thread is in Titled Nonsense Okay, now everyone feel free to ignore this post and let it roll on down to the abyss of forgotten threads __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

10-21-2003, 08:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
Nefir Junkie Location: Louisville, KY	Oh its really not that difficult for a girl to turn Nefir into a blabbering lovestruck fool. Here are a few simple guidelines: - Must never ever be intimidated by technology she doesn't understand yet (being a geek = big plus, being able to hand me my ass in multiplayer = HUGE plus) - Must be truly open-minded, and not just believe that she is. (ie: fanatical liberal = NO. Fanatical anything, other than geek, is bad enough.) - Must be honest and straightfoward - no mind games. - Must at least make an effort to understand male psychology (RTFM, girl! Its there for a reason!) - Must know that love is a two way street, and follow through. - Strolling aimlessly through town is an acceptable way to hang out together. - Watching Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, or Harry Potter on DVD, by candle-light, is an acceptable part of a romantic evening. - Must be aware of the world around her, and not susceptible to the pressures it imposes (ie: perceived physical appearance shouldn't be the #1 priority, shouldn't smoke or do drugs). - Must truly believe that she is beautiful, because beauty comes from within. - Must be passionate, romantic, and exciting. - Must be herself. - Must accept me for who I am. I will gladly return the favor. Ok so maybe its not so simple, and maybe I've just eliminated a large portion of the female population, but they're like fish in the ocean... There's gotta be a few out there not already taken! EDIT: ROTFLMAO @ Astrocloud __________________ You do not use a Macintosh, instead you use a Tandy Kompressor break your glowstick, Kompressor eat your candy Kompressor open jaws, Kompressor release ants Kompressor watch you scream, Because Kompressor does not dance Last edited by Nefir; 10-21-2003 at 09:19 PM..

10-21-2003, 10:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	someone who likes me... __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-21-2003, 09:07 PM	#3 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Here's a near perfect mate: (white to move mate in three)

10-21-2003, 11:34 PM	#5 (permalink)
Jadey This Space For Rent Location: Davenport, Iowa	She got to have a TON of interests, and be very inguisitive. She must understand the appeal of sports. Not necessarily like sports, but undersand the appeal of watching, but she must be athletic. I don't care if she likes to golf, or play tennis, or whatever, jsut something. She has to enjoy being entertained in all ways, including reading, movies, television, music, art. She HAS TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR. Also, she can't get embarrassed to easily. I'd prefer she be outgoing! She has to be open-minded but intelligent, willing to listen to everything but wade through the shit to have an opinion! She got to be a romantic and enjoy spending time with me. That's all I can think of for now.