This is mostly directed towards single people. I think people in a relationship answering this thread might have slightly biased answers... but then again who knows.
So what would your perfect SO be like? Here's mine:
I want a girlfriend who thinks kicking people in the shins and throwing rocks at cars passing by on the freeway is romantic, and who wears pants and has big boobs and green eyes and and long smooth brown hair and who's about a foot shorter than me and who parties hard every night but refuses to let herself be taken advantage of. She would also preferrably wear ADIDAS shoes. Not that there's anything amazing about this brand of shoes, but those three stripes going along the side would look sexy... erhm. That's why this thread is in Titled Nonsense
Okay, now everyone feel free to ignore this post and let it roll on down to the abyss of forgotten threads