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Atheist communists are grumpy and bitter.
They get down on my kid for his costume. Something about "hate speech". Whatever.
Then they're all like "No candy for you. It will rot your teeth. You look thirsty, have a glass of water."
But I'm onto them. It's the fluoride in the water...their communist plot to sap and impurify our bodily fluids.
That's why I only give the neighbourhood kids Jack Chick bible tracts and pure grain alcohol with rain water.
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