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Old 10-03-2003, 02:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger
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GH versus MS Paint

Hail Citizens!

I recently discovered the joys of drawing with a computer although at this point all I use is MS Paint.

Here are my entries from the MS Paint game found in the Nonsense Forum. Apologies to those who are bored by the repeat. I have no other art to show off. Feel free to tear me limb from limb. I will regenerate.

A 50’ Groucho Marx attacking Tokyo
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SADTAtUW71h9r1D*mGxE5WPbestMdq1X4KVOO779h17z3jDZsu4xBB8rskHXD2CfjzgMeP1biKzEqigQeZNqlYFJBKB7EdsogCeeVXHP8xE8AAAAkXJcAg[/img]
It looks like he’s puking.


A breakdance-battle between Gandhi and Steve Buscemi
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TQCWUdUYzu5nzybFiRT4tGApuOz7Jcqd!2JmCsh**6d1zTLOwBGGJLgpDe4gPoTLMWkOIR7gfUCFpWv8Oe8k1WzMh7PlzH2aljfftO25yof17y61xR0whQ/stevengandhi.gif?dc=4675430893410249792[/img]
Notice Steve’s “olive” complexion.

Hollywood’s dark secret
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RgArAwYWax!sbE9LmHdeREdNwl6rnkjJB8zty00Q!PK7X2DRXtl6JwNImIONAo9sXybTknL*6fJn2gjnA8FxFIRMs1SXKOirdfnlSkIyaGY/holly.bmp?dc=4675431531302801230[/img]

A rendition of The Last Supper, except with Ravers as the Disciples and The Mad Hatter as Jesus.
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwBIJ1kWHDe6V89ImyK*Lz96bFbnuyxaOCF!eDFN**oOE2OFwJolLJ5mQilf!AfYfl9WeIeEKQ1zmUkgz3R*00rv22aWyUERqHrdDnfi5h8/Supper.bmp?dc=4675431976319283803[/img]

My first nude

I never did find out how Slimshaydee felt about this one.

A swordfish watching TV and eating popcorn
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SgDOArgXbpnrXI66AYl2Q8RcXvrA5tFYLK!0PqDdmdd5j5WMJTNWSw*2pAbwdX!6gpPG4mnXVB4ocaBNgIlwzYrDXAIlx2RgsJjfwcK1oErkaSS9E9BIPA/swordfish.bmp?dc=4675432900618107286[/img]

Teal'c from Stargate: SG1, getting busy with Lt. Uhura from Star Trek, in a Jacuzzi
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RQDPAqcVlgTa*Y*AW7pwJvvvlcdc1qvaFgGW03DZyPympTiAEGg!*QUmOppG5XLmD0PKwIhpflnzvQFuYrKg1uxdZ1436W0YbGjuwfSzBN8/busy.bmp?dc=4675433782130584280[/img]


The Olsen twins in their forties (with anal)
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RgDLAhkWjCOGvIMpBUaTOmjcvkMnrp!JUcg*T3BuTU3VGZUDr*bS6V0wTtG5mx04Kaqd73!C6YZ9HYDg02JGGvrExXnLhZ7SH35aHfWlHE0/twins.bmp?dc=4675434319796733336[/img]

What really pisses me off?
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TgDLAmoZXxvcD6XYle0gVTvtXnBhIdHBUthxUJqqip3U*pH3sbgLqI3ryl8d2hW*SZyIcmqWWMILiows6zqR4Pi7dQvE*lmwbMS1OBlLcg!df4NbkRoH*g/smallportions.bmp?dc=4675436516237425053[/img]
Small portions at restaurants

Untitled
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SADcAu0WsF6A*9Ebd6mvqVdgHj4VMiizLpD8dwnGh1xNlNGrpCN5r7Xw4Tk*aaN!C9HxqbG*lmqE0NTktnDSmLwIkwqoNCm6GhZgN3BnpgI9AAAApHJhAg/visions.bmp?dc=4675439409635577040[/img]

A wrestling match between a mutated living eyeball and my demonically possessed large intestine.

This contest occurs at almost every meal. The outcome is always in question.

If you have made it to here, thank you for your time. I whole heartily encourage the artists in this forum to participate in the thread mentioned above. Over and out.
-GH
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