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you know you're too drunk to drive when...
...you have to hold onto the lawn as tight as you can to keep from falling off the Earth.
...you hug the toilet and dictate your last will and testament to your friends because, "I'm not going to make it, guys!"
...your jedi powers aren't working to pull your keys from the table on the other side of the room.
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Champagne for my real friends... and real pain for my sham friends.
Last edited by Solitude; 09-26-2003 at 07:07 AM..
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