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What are the first five words an Auburn in a three piece tailored suit hears?
"Will the defendant please rise"
Why do decent Penn State Alums shop at Auburn yard sales?
To get all their stuff back, of course!
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Auburn in the road?
There's skid marks in front of the dog.
Why did so many Auburn soldiers get killed in Vietnam?
Every time someone yelled "Get down!", the Auburns would jump up and start dancing.
There's an Auburn alum and Penn State alum in a car...who's driving?
The cop.
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