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I've got the perfect solution! Excecute them! Surely they won't object? After all they believe that they will be going straight to heaven?
That way, God can make up his own mind as to whether they deserve punishment or not!
/let God sort 'em out.
Reminds me of a joke.
A blonde is out in the middle of a lake, when she notices that her boat has sprung a leak. Just then a guy in a motorboat pulls up and asks her if she's alright.
"Don't worry about me, my God will save me".
So the guy turns away, and goes off.
The water continues to pump into the blondes boat. A fishing boat, upon sing this, pulls up alongside her, and asks if she needs help.
"Don't worry, I know that God will protect me"
So the fishing boat reluctantly pulls away, while the water keeps rushing into her boat.
The blonde is up to her angles in water, when another guy appears by her sie offering to help. But once agin she turns him away, adamnant in the fact that God will save her.
Finally the boat gives way, and sinks, and the blonde drowns.
She arrives at heavens gate, and meets God.
"Why didn't you save me! I've been devoutedly religious all my life!"
"Why didn't I save you!? I sent THREE boats!
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