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Old 04-25-2003, 09:15 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Not for parents with young children:

The husband comes through the front door to see his wife standing in the foyer, her arms folded across her chest and tapping her toe on the marble floor.
husband - "Is something wrong?"
wife - "I want a divorce."
husband - "I can't believe you mean that. You have a huge house, a maid, a cook, a chauffeur, a gardner, fine furniture, cars, boats, all the clothes you want, we travel. What brought this on?"
wife - "One word. Pedophile."
husband - "That's an awfully big word for a four year old."
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