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Old 09-07-2003, 11:37 PM   #8 (permalink)
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My first time, we had music, candles, everything. But the soldier wouldn't salute--stage fright. Turned off the music, blew out the candles, and a fun time was had by all. There's something to be said for simplicity.

Don't feel disappointed if the experience isn't like being shot though with lightening (which actually hurts a lot). I didn't actually ride home to glory until about the sixth time. It's the bumping around in the sack that's the fun part. Enjoy it. You're only young once.
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