Shpoop

So this frog walks into a bank and goes to someone at the desk named Patty Lack. He asks for a loan.
"Sir you would need some sort of collateral"
he says "well, my father is Mick Jagger!"
"Is he really! Thats impressive, but im sorry, it wont serve as collateral"
he thinks for a minute, then he pulls something out of his pocket and hands it to here. It is a small ceramic pig. She is baffled, so goes to her manager.
she says "Sir, this frog is trying to get a loan, and he gave me this as collateral, i dont even know what it is!"

he says "Nick knack patty lack, give the frog a loan, his old mans a rolling stone!"





bahahaha