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Old 04-25-2003, 05:30 AM   #4 (permalink)
TwoToTango
Psycho
 
You don't even have to set it up. Just say
"I have a good knock-knock joke. You
start." Works every time.... on children and
software engineers, anyway.

Here's my current favorite k-k joke:

Person 1: "Knock knock!"
Person 2: "Who's there?"
P1: "The interrupting cow."
P2: "The inter--"
P1: "Moooooooooo!"

Cracks me up. Um, if I've forgotten my
medication, that is.
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