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A few that I find amusing:
My dick is so big, I'm already fucking a girl tomorrow.
My dick is so big, theaters now carry popcorn in four sizes - Small, Medium, Large, and My Dick.
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Originally Posted by analog
Just ask her why the hell she got rid of all the meat... and then tell her you'd rather die young with a cheeseburger in your hand and a smile on your face than old with a grimace and a refrigerator full of rabbit food.
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