drive around in your car with a chicken suit and thro spam at any one you feel like ANYONE is your target dont hesitate to put like 7 or 8 cats in the car either they make it all worth while.... on seccond thought use the cats as heavy artlery example thro them at kids playing on the street.
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go to a party and change the music to talk radio and make sure that you got a few guys backin you up there it could get ugly.... rember that you have to head bang to the radio other wise people think that your just being gay.
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pant some car windows or crisco all the car doors make your neighbors have a lot of probs drivin or seein.
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(only do if you know sum chick has a crush on you and you dont like her) spend some "time getting to know her" then you need a hired modle or a very hot chick friend to come over and get you and pull you away from the one that has a crush on you make sure that your havin fun leavin, kissing saying how mutch you love eachother ect.
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collect road kill and put it any where that could cause cayos (mail boxes in cars, not yourse except to transport it, houses front doors leave some at work if its only a summer job that you dont want next year) stuff like that
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make it so people cant lock there doors to there cars or houses but filling the locks with super glue or other extramly fast drying adhesive.
that all i got sry i dont have more
