World's King

Here it gose, cats and kittens.

I went on a very nice date with a very nice female a few nights ago.

Now, everything was going to plan and dinner was great… about $100 down and I’m feeling good about myself. I refuse to valet my car so we had to walk a few blocks back to the car… it was pouring rain like the end of the world was just a few minutes away. She loves the rain. I get this crazy romantic, “chick flick” idea to spin her around and kiss her, for the first time, in the middle of the street… in the pouring rain. She pulls back and says… “NO.”

I take it in stride and keep on walking to the car. When we get the car I turn and ask why I couldn’t kiss her. She looks at me with a straight face and says, “I don’t kiss on the first date.” My reaction was… “What the fuck? Is this 1953?”

We get back to her place and she gives me some dry clothes to wear while mine dry. We lay down on the couch arm in arm for about two hours talking and laughing… very nice and cozy. When my clothes were dry at about 2am we decided to take her dog for a walk in the park down the street. When we got back her X-boyfriend was sitting on the front porch to her apartment drunk as the day is long… and has the balls to front me. It was quickly difused. I went inside and let them talk… I was trying to be a gentleman. When she came back inside we talked for a little while and I she decided it was time for bed and that I should go home… but it started raining again and because I ride a scooter she took me home. I’m a little pissed about the X thing so I’m being kind of quiet on the ride home. We get to my house and I say that after putting up with all that shit I deserved a kiss now… she still fells differently.

So the next day I catch a ride to her house to get the scooter… it starts raining again. We stay in and watch movies in each other’s arm all day long… AND STILL NO FUCKING KISSING. After the last movies ends and the rain has stopped she crawls up on my lap with her ass nicely planted on my crotch and starts rubbing back and forth... kissing my neck. She leans in and kisses me. She has very nicely shaped lips… very kissable.

Now my question is, after all that pointless story… Anyone else run into the “No kissing on the first date” thing? I mean fucking on the first date shouldn’t happen but after wearing a pair of her Adidas running pants and having my hand half way in her pants, shouldn’t I be allowed to kiss the girl? Or am I just a whore?

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