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Old 08-26-2003, 08:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
laxative
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Does the Master beckon?

Okay – surely you are aware of the big red dot in the sky. Everyone is talking about it, big as heck on 8/28, etc. So I get in my head, hey I wonder what all those astrological numbnuts think of this. Well… it’s encouraging.

I recall a few years back I was watching a xmas program about how near the year 6 BC or whatever it was that Jesus H. Christ was born, there was a brilliant astrological configuration of the star of David with the planet Venus moving through it somehow – hence “Star of David” blah blah. Details are fuzzy in my mind, I’m sure there’s some astro-xian website with plenty of info…

Anyhoo

Guess what happens on Nov 8, 2003? Same deal, except an enlarged Mars, will gradually fade into this semi-rare constellation (there was one in 1999 too). Although none of the sites I read predict it, could one draw the conclusion that we should expect the Anti-Christ soon?

Our Dark Master Awaits! Be ready! Jesus is back – and he’s MAD AS HELL.
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