Does the Master beckon? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

laxative · 08-26-2003, 08:26 PM

Okay – surely you are aware of the big red dot in the sky. Everyone is talking about it, big as heck on 8/28, etc. So I get in my head, hey I wonder what all those astrological numbnuts think of this. Well… it’s encouraging.

I recall a few years back I was watching a xmas program about how near the year 6 BC or whatever it was that Jesus H. Christ was born, there was a brilliant astrological configuration of the star of David with the planet Venus moving through it somehow – hence “Star of David” blah blah. Details are fuzzy in my mind, I’m sure there’s some astro-xian website with plenty of info…

Anyhoo

Guess what happens on Nov 8, 2003? Same deal, except an enlarged Mars, will gradually fade into this semi-rare constellation (there was one in 1999 too). Although none of the sites I read predict it, could one draw the conclusion that we should expect the Anti-Christ soon?

Our Dark Master Awaits! Be ready! Jesus is back – and he’s MAD AS HELL.

scansinboy · 08-27-2003, 12:05 AM

And which constellation is this exactly? Does Jack Horkeimer know about this?

orange monkeyee · 08-28-2003, 06:42 PM

i think some freakish goul will pop out of my cat on that day. She apppears pregnant ( for like a year now) and keeps having strange grumbling noises come from her belly ( like some freakish animal....)

Munku · 09-04-2003, 08:28 PM

DUDE Orange! Make sure you get some fucking pictures! That sounds fucking AWESOME! w00t

Nefir · 09-04-2003, 08:44 PM

I'd say the Anti-Christ is already here. Its like this, my little dumplings... Nov 8 is my birthday. You have all been deceived! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Still, you bet I'll have my camera with me on that day...

Cynthetiq · 09-05-2003, 11:30 AM

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Originally posted by orange monkeyee
i think some freakish goul will pop out of my cat on that day. She apppears pregnant ( for like a year now) and keeps having strange grumbling noises come from her belly ( like some freakish animal....)

maybe she has gas or a tumor

WhoaitsZ · 09-07-2003, 06:27 PM

as a Christian i saddens me to believe that Christ got lost on the way or drank too much water or something.

i really don't know. it is a little intriguing but... i mean... i just can't see a better view of Mars being a sign that Christ is coming.

be my luck i finally get married. . . get to hotel and he's like 'ready!!?!?'

08-26-2003, 08:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	Does the Master beckon? Okay – surely you are aware of the big red dot in the sky. Everyone is talking about it, big as heck on 8/28, etc. So I get in my head, hey I wonder what all those astrological numbnuts think of this. Well… it’s encouraging. I recall a few years back I was watching a xmas program about how near the year 6 BC or whatever it was that Jesus H. Christ was born, there was a brilliant astrological configuration of the star of David with the planet Venus moving through it somehow – hence “Star of David” blah blah. Details are fuzzy in my mind, I’m sure there’s some astro-xian website with plenty of info… Anyhoo Guess what happens on Nov 8, 2003? Same deal, except an enlarged Mars, will gradually fade into this semi-rare constellation (there was one in 1999 too). Although none of the sites I read predict it, could one draw the conclusion that we should expect the Anti-Christ soon? Our Dark Master Awaits! Be ready! Jesus is back – and he’s MAD AS HELL.

08-27-2003, 12:05 AM	#2 (permalink)
scansinboy Insane Location: Milwaukee	And which constellation is this exactly? Does Jack Horkeimer know about this? __________________ Don't blame me... I voted for Kodos!

09-04-2003, 08:44 PM	#5 (permalink)
Nefir Junkie Location: Louisville, KY	I'd say the Anti-Christ is already here. Its like this, my little dumplings... Nov 8 is my birthday. You have all been deceived! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Still, you bet I'll have my camera with me on that day... __________________ You do not use a Macintosh, instead you use a Tandy Kompressor break your glowstick, Kompressor eat your candy Kompressor open jaws, Kompressor release ants Kompressor watch you scream, Because Kompressor does not dance

08-28-2003, 06:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
orange monkeyee Banned	i think some freakish goul will pop out of my cat on that day. She apppears pregnant ( for like a year now) and keeps having strange grumbling noises come from her belly ( like some freakish animal....)

09-04-2003, 08:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	DUDE Orange! Make sure you get some fucking pictures! That sounds fucking AWESOME! w00t

09-07-2003, 06:27 PM	#7 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	as a Christian i saddens me to believe that Christ got lost on the way or drank too much water or something. i really don't know. it is a little intriguing but... i mean... i just can't see a better view of Mars being a sign that Christ is coming. be my luck i finally get married. . . get to hotel and he's like 'ready!!?!?'