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Old 08-20-2003, 12:39 AM   #12 (permalink)
analog
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yeah... unfortunately it sounds like what happened was she tested you and you failed... it's not your fault, it's a female trick. they don't want to have to say yes or be forward, because that would make them feel less pure, or like a whore, or the like... but if you are confident and lead them towards it, your confidence might a) be a huge turn-on anyway and b) shows you're worthy. Many girls like the confidence thing. A little self-assurance goes a long way.

Next time you have the chance to go to her house at such a late hour, make all the moves (but be careful of a no, if a girl says no you STOP, i don't care what games you think she's playing.) and guage her responses. If she smiles when you get close, you're likely in. Sit as close to her as you can. Make sure you smell good. I recommend AXE brand "deoderant" (don't use it as a deoderant, but it's a GREAT spray as a cologne-type addition) called "Kilo" (there are several AXE scents, but Kilo is THE one) if you're in the States, and "Africa" everywhere else. Girls go fucking NUTS over it. <b>USE A CONDOM- BRING THEM WITH YOU ALL THE TIME.</b> When you feel like you're about to seal the deal but she's still struggling with something, it might be because she isn't sure you're prepared (have a condom) so something like leaning in and whispering into her ear over kisses, "I always do it safe" or something to that effect will let her know you plan on using protection and alleviate that fear.

If you finally get clearance, fuck her hard, fuck her long- like my friend Matt once told me... "HIT IT... hit it like it owes you money!!" (referring to the vagina, not the girl). Do it right and you'll have to buy stock in Ben and Jerry's (or Edy's if you prefer).

Last edited by analog; 08-20-2003 at 12:52 AM..
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