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Canadian Beer · 08-15-2003, 10:06 PM

One morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new
tennis ball, and seeing no one around, he slipped
it into the pocket of his shorts.

Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian
crossing, waiting for the lights to change. A girl
standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his
shorts. "What's that?" she asked, her eyes gleaming
with lust.

"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.

"Oh," said the girl sympathetically, "that must be
painful ... I had tennis elbow once."

08-15-2003, 10:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
Canadian Beer Upright Location: Toronto Ontario	TENNIS BALL One morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing no one around, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts. Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change. A girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts. "What's that?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust. "Tennis ball," came the breathless reply. "Oh," said the girl sympathetically, "that must be painful ... I had tennis elbow once." __________________ All we need in life: 1) Money 2) Girls 3) Cars 4) Guns 5) Beer Funny how #1 can get you anything below it.