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In the interest of full disclosure I will impart some of my experiences.
1. Got drunk, "borrowed" a friends car, ran over a cast iron fence, then bad things happened.
2. Jumped out of a second story window at an off-campus party that the police were raiding. Landed in deep enough snow to break my fall, was immediately surrounded by police, one of them had a dog, then bad things happened.
3. We used to have wrestling nights. I was picked up and thrown through a wall...not all the way through, just halfway, I was stuck between the 2 x 4's. Our RA was pissed.
4. 6 of us "borrowed" a friends car and drove through town "acquring" things. We ended with 3 construction sawhorses with blinking lights, 10 driveway reflectors, a stop sign, a frost heaves sign, a Megabucks sign, a birdbath and one of those shiny glass balls on a concrete pedestal and one small bush.
5. We had a beach party in a guys room when he went home for the weekend. We brought in 3 trash cans full of sand and dumped it on the floor. We forgot to clean up...oops.
6. Played hall soccer. Goals were scored only by embedding the ball in the wall.
7. Let the snakes out of their tanks in the Science building.
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It was like that when I got here....I swear.
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