the real college experience - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Uuudar · 04-21-2003, 04:36 PM

This weekend was incredible. I go to a few huge ass parties. I'm talking ~200 people at one with many kegs. The next night, I go to my friend's dorm room. Between the two connected rooms, there are probably 40 of us (mind you these are dorm rooms = small). Everyone is drinking a shitload, people are beer bonging in the bathroom, music is blaring.

Share your great college experiences! This weekend was crazy ass! ;D

Cycler · 04-21-2003, 06:16 PM

Getting to go to the 1995 Final Four for free and using the NCAA's money to pay for many, many alcoholic beverages while being underage. Also discussing my band director's wife's breasts in a martini bar with a good cigar; with my band director.

BBtB · 04-21-2003, 06:16 PM

I oughta go to college...

SaltPork · 04-21-2003, 06:19 PM

I don't want to scare anyone or have a traceable account of my college experiences. Suffice to say that anything that most people consider crazy needs to be multiplied by at least 5. I was out of control, I don't know how I'm alive today.

YzermanS19 · 04-21-2003, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wrkime
I don't want to scare anyone or have a traceable account of my college experiences. Suffice to say that anything that most people consider crazy needs to be multiplied by at least 5. I was out of control, I don't know how I'm alive today.

wrkime, im still in college, i'm goin down that same path

GuttersnipeXL · 04-21-2003, 06:22 PM

Hmmm, college, lets see...Arrested for possession, violent virus that almost killed me....psycho guy breaking into my apartment....psycho girlfriend of roomate attempting to slice her wrists and throat with 6 exacto blades, leaving blood puddle and blood trail through my apartment....um....oh yeah, getting unwillingly smoked up with heroin on my 20th birthday...oh shit! I just realized this was a thread for GOOd things that happened in college!!

zmbabwe · 04-21-2003, 06:23 PM

where did you guys go to college?

YzermanS19 · 04-21-2003, 06:24 PM

Boston University. Still here too

snowy · 04-21-2003, 06:27 PM

LOL...let's just suffice it to say that there are pictures of me out there that I wouldn't want anyone to see. There are too many drunken/stoned nights to count on all my fingers and toes...meanwhile, I have a 3.43 cumulative GPA

and consistently make honor roll

I'm a good girl with very, very bad tendencies

GuttersnipeXL · 04-21-2003, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by onesnowyowl
LOL...let's just suffice it to say that there are pictures of me out there that I wouldn't want anyone to see. There are too many drunken/stoned nights to count on all my fingers and toes...meanwhile, I have a 3.43 cumulative GPA and consistently make honor roll I'm a good girl with very, very bad tendencies

Hey!! where were you within my group of friends at school? I did the same things that you do...ie..drinky drink/bong hit team...and managed to pull off a sweet 0.48gpa my first semester...yeah I had college issues....waves club..."Let's go beat up some smart kids!"

Frosstbyte · 04-21-2003, 07:37 PM

Last weekend was the weekend of the biggest parties in the year. Basically, everyone starts drinking Wednesday night and doesn't stop until Saturday afternoon. Bands playing the whole time, beer flowing like water, etc. It's a great time.

a1t3r3g0 · 04-21-2003, 07:39 PM

Just remember, once you're out of college, it is called alcoholism.

GuttersnipeXL · 04-21-2003, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by a1t3r3g0
Just remember, once you're out of college, it is called alcoholism.

You speak the truth!

muttt · 04-21-2003, 08:13 PM

i miss college. not the part when i got married to a hooker in tijuana.

duckduck · 04-21-2003, 08:50 PM

2 words:

frosh week

It doesn't matter what year you're in, you crave this period of time. You won't remember half of it, but you'll know that you enjoyed yourself. Some of the better memories I have were: 1). engineers with their hard hards in their parade closing down parts of Younge Street, then Eaton Centre, then running through the Nathan Philips Square Lake, and plastering RYENG stickers all over City Hall 2). getting dyed purple 3). the scavenger hunt 4). the contest to be named the craziest frosh (I honestly saw a guy pick up horse $hit after a cop's ride and eat it all on a hamburger bun) 5). the all-you-can-drink buffets certain faculties hosted .

The real reason we come back to school

bobmsmythe · 04-22-2003, 12:49 PM

went to a party and got wasted, had about twenty beers and lord knows how much pot... had an interview with an investment bank at 9 the next morning. woke up at 8:30, threw on a suit and tie and ran to the interview w/o showering or even brushing my teeth... got the f'in job!

Bob

Spungfoo · 04-22-2003, 12:59 PM

I'm in college but almost never go out. I don't drink, and I hate 99% of the people that go to my school. I can't wait until the semester's over so most of the idiots screaming into the wind will be gone for a couple months. The sooner I get out of this forsaken school the better.

World's King · 04-22-2003, 01:06 PM

Drugs... Drinking... Fucking... it's all the same as it always been

SaltPork · 04-22-2003, 01:20 PM

Bones, were you me in college??? The parallels are scary. Only, I didn't use a helmet to go through the drywall....explains a lot.

troit · 04-22-2003, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by YzermanS19
wrkime, im still in college, i'm goin down that same path

Just look at his profile location -- State of Denial!

jmf1234 · 04-23-2003, 02:54 PM

I'm in my 4th year at pitt. u. i've done alot of the shit everyone's been talking about, ive gone to parties which havent ended till 4 (this happens usually the morning of a huge test and i usually have a huge hangover). I have had sex with people i dont even know the names of, all that stuff.

SaltPork · 04-23-2003, 08:02 PM

In the interest of full disclosure I will impart some of my experiences.

1. Got drunk, "borrowed" a friends car, ran over a cast iron fence, then bad things happened.

2. Jumped out of a second story window at an off-campus party that the police were raiding. Landed in deep enough snow to break my fall, was immediately surrounded by police, one of them had a dog, then bad things happened.

3. We used to have wrestling nights. I was picked up and thrown through a wall...not all the way through, just halfway, I was stuck between the 2 x 4's. Our RA was pissed.

4. 6 of us "borrowed" a friends car and drove through town "acquring" things. We ended with 3 construction sawhorses with blinking lights, 10 driveway reflectors, a stop sign, a frost heaves sign, a Megabucks sign, a birdbath and one of those shiny glass balls on a concrete pedestal and one small bush.

5. We had a beach party in a guys room when he went home for the weekend. We brought in 3 trash cans full of sand and dumped it on the floor. We forgot to clean up...oops.

6. Played hall soccer. Goals were scored only by embedding the ball in the wall.

7. Let the snakes out of their tanks in the Science building.

04-21-2003, 04:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
Uuudar Insane	the real college experience This weekend was incredible. I go to a few huge ass parties. I'm talking ~200 people at one with many kegs. The next night, I go to my friend's dorm room. Between the two connected rooms, there are probably 40 of us (mind you these are dorm rooms = small). Everyone is drinking a shitload, people are beer bonging in the bathroom, music is blaring. Share your great college experiences! This weekend was crazy ass! ;D

04-21-2003, 06:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
Cycler Float on.... Alright Location: Where the wind comes sweeping down the plains, i.e. Oklahoma	Getting to go to the 1995 Final Four for free and using the NCAA's money to pay for many, many alcoholic beverages while being underage. Also discussing my band director's wife's breasts in a martini bar with a good cigar; with my band director. __________________ "I'm not even supposed to be here today." "I assure you we're open."

04-21-2003, 06:16 PM	#3 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	I oughta go to college... __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

04-21-2003, 06:19 PM	#4 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	I don't want to scare anyone or have a traceable account of my college experiences. Suffice to say that anything that most people consider crazy needs to be multiplied by at least 5. I was out of control, I don't know how I'm alive today. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-21-2003, 06:22 PM	#6 (permalink)
GuttersnipeXL Giggity Giggity!! Location: N'York	Hmmm, college, lets see...Arrested for possession, violent virus that almost killed me....psycho guy breaking into my apartment....psycho girlfriend of roomate attempting to slice her wrists and throat with 6 exacto blades, leaving blood puddle and blood trail through my apartment....um....oh yeah, getting unwillingly smoked up with heroin on my 20th birthday...oh shit! I just realized this was a thread for GOOd things that happened in college!! __________________ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

04-21-2003, 06:23 PM	#7 (permalink)
zmbabwe Loser Location: Knoxville, Tennessee	where did you guys go to college?

04-21-2003, 06:24 PM	#8 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	Boston University. Still here too __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

04-21-2003, 06:27 PM	#9 (permalink)
snowy Kick Ass Kunoichi Location: Oregon	LOL...let's just suffice it to say that there are pictures of me out there that I wouldn't want anyone to see. There are too many drunken/stoned nights to count on all my fingers and toes...meanwhile, I have a 3.43 cumulative GPA and consistently make honor roll I'm a good girl with very, very bad tendencies __________________ If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

04-21-2003, 07:37 PM	#11 (permalink)
Frosstbyte Winter is Coming Location: The North	Last weekend was the weekend of the biggest parties in the year. Basically, everyone starts drinking Wednesday night and doesn't stop until Saturday afternoon. Bands playing the whole time, beer flowing like water, etc. It's a great time.

04-21-2003, 07:39 PM	#12 (permalink)
a1t3r3g0 Psycho Location: 127.0.0.1	Just remember, once you're out of college, it is called alcoholism.

04-21-2003, 08:13 PM	#14 (permalink)
muttt Upright	i miss college. not the part when i got married to a hooker in tijuana. __________________ -M

04-21-2003, 08:50 PM	#15 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	2 words: frosh week It doesn't matter what year you're in, you crave this period of time. You won't remember half of it, but you'll know that you enjoyed yourself. Some of the better memories I have were: 1). engineers with their hard hards in their parade closing down parts of Younge Street, then Eaton Centre, then running through the Nathan Philips Square Lake, and plastering RYENG stickers all over City Hall 2). getting dyed purple 3). the scavenger hunt 4). the contest to be named the craziest frosh (I honestly saw a guy pick up horse $hit after a cop's ride and eat it all on a hamburger bun) 5). the all-you-can-drink buffets certain faculties hosted . The real reason we come back to school __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

04-22-2003, 12:49 PM	#16 (permalink)
bobmsmythe Crazy Location: NYC	went to a party and got wasted, had about twenty beers and lord knows how much pot... had an interview with an investment bank at 9 the next morning. woke up at 8:30, threw on a suit and tie and ran to the interview w/o showering or even brushing my teeth... got the f'in job! Bob

04-22-2003, 12:59 PM	#17 (permalink)
Spungfoo Insane Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I'm in college but almost never go out. I don't drink, and I hate 99% of the people that go to my school. I can't wait until the semester's over so most of the idiots screaming into the wind will be gone for a couple months. The sooner I get out of this forsaken school the better.

04-22-2003, 01:06 PM	#18 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Drugs... Drinking... Fucking... it's all the same as it always been __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

04-22-2003, 01:20 PM	#19 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	Bones, were you me in college??? The parallels are scary. Only, I didn't use a helmet to go through the drywall....explains a lot. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-23-2003, 02:54 PM	#21 (permalink)
jmf1234 Insane Location: Steel City ( the 'Burgh)	I'm in my 4th year at pitt. u. i've done alot of the shit everyone's been talking about, ive gone to parties which havent ended till 4 (this happens usually the morning of a huge test and i usually have a huge hangover). I have had sex with people i dont even know the names of, all that stuff. __________________ Let's go Pitt, we're set for victory Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. -- Charles Pierce

04-23-2003, 08:02 PM	#22 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	In the interest of full disclosure I will impart some of my experiences. 1. Got drunk, "borrowed" a friends car, ran over a cast iron fence, then bad things happened. 2. Jumped out of a second story window at an off-campus party that the police were raiding. Landed in deep enough snow to break my fall, was immediately surrounded by police, one of them had a dog, then bad things happened. 3. We used to have wrestling nights. I was picked up and thrown through a wall...not all the way through, just halfway, I was stuck between the 2 x 4's. Our RA was pissed. 4. 6 of us "borrowed" a friends car and drove through town "acquring" things. We ended with 3 construction sawhorses with blinking lights, 10 driveway reflectors, a stop sign, a frost heaves sign, a Megabucks sign, a birdbath and one of those shiny glass balls on a concrete pedestal and one small bush. 5. We had a beach party in a guys room when he went home for the weekend. We brought in 3 trash cans full of sand and dumped it on the floor. We forgot to clean up...oops. 6. Played hall soccer. Goals were scored only by embedding the ball in the wall. 7. Let the snakes out of their tanks in the Science building. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.