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Hello Mr. Jones, this is Samantha down at Herskowitz, Dennin, and Carpenter attorneys at law. I'm just calling to inform your that your girlfriends lawyers have set over the final draft and weve looked it over and approved. if you would just stop by the office by 8pm this evening you will be legally authorized to engaged in penal-vaginal intercourse, and oral intercourse. anal intercourse is permitted only only when biline 3.2 has been fulfilled, and failure to warn about premature ejaculation during oral intercourse will null and void this contract as stipulated in paragraph 6 subsection 2. Thank you and have a great day you spontaneous romantic.
*Disclaimer* the above paragraph is a parody and in no such way form or fashion denotes any negativity to Mr. Jones, Samantha, Herskowitz, Dennin, and or Carpenter. Any similarities to any person living or dead is purely coincidental.
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