I have strong convictions against drinking, but I have stories of others to tell.
A friend drinks a fifth of something or other, and calls up this chick. "Lindsey, " he says, "If you come over right now, I promise I won't have sex with you!"
So, she comes over and he is all over her. She doesn't really know what to think, so she decides to leave. On her way out, he gives her a nice slap on the ass.
The next day, he has no idea what happened
