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motdakasha · 07-24-2003, 10:48 AM

A friend of mine posted this on a different message board, thought it would be amusing for you all.

Subject: Getting enough exercise? Thank you, ghost of prattle.

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With her consent................................ 12 Calories
Without her consent............................. 187 Calories
Opening her bra With both hands................. 8 Calories
With one hand................................... 12 Calories
With your teeth................................. 85 Calories
Putting on a condom With an erection............ 6 Calories
Without an erection............................. 315 Calories
Preliminaries Trying to find the clitoris....... 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot....................... 92 Calories
Positions Missionary............................ 12 Calories
69 lying down................................... 78 Calories
69 standing up.................................. 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow..................................... 216 Calories
Doggy Style..................................... 326 Calories
Italian chandelier.............................. 912 Calories
Orgasming Real.................................. 112 Calories
False........................................... 315 Calories
Post orgasm Lying in bed hugging................ 18 Calories
Getting up immediately.......................... 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately... 816 Calories
Getting a second erection If you are:
20-29 years old................................. 6 Calories
30-39 years..................................... 80 Calories
40-49 years..................................... 124 Calories
50-59 years..................................... 972 Calories
60-69 years..................................... 2916 Calories
70 and over..................................... Results are still pending
Dressing afterwards Calmly...................... 32 Calories
In a hurry...................................... 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door............ 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door............. 3521 Calories
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07-24-2003, 10:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
motdakasha Hiya Puddin'! Miss me? Location: Silicon Valley, CA	Burning Calories and Sex A friend of mine posted this on a different message board, thought it would be amusing for you all. Subject: Getting enough exercise? Thank you, ghost of prattle. Message: <pre> With her consent................................ 12 Calories Without her consent............................. 187 Calories Opening her bra With both hands................. 8 Calories With one hand................................... 12 Calories With your teeth................................. 85 Calories Putting on a condom With an erection............ 6 Calories Without an erection............................. 315 Calories Preliminaries Trying to find the clitoris....... 8 Calories Trying to find the G-Spot....................... 92 Calories Positions Missionary............................ 12 Calories 69 lying down................................... 78 Calories 69 standing up.................................. 112 Calories Wheelbarrow..................................... 216 Calories Doggy Style..................................... 326 Calories Italian chandelier.............................. 912 Calories Orgasming Real.................................. 112 Calories False........................................... 315 Calories Post orgasm Lying in bed hugging................ 18 Calories Getting up immediately.......................... 36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately... 816 Calories Getting a second erection If you are: 20-29 years old................................. 6 Calories 30-39 years..................................... 80 Calories 40-49 years..................................... 124 Calories 50-59 years..................................... 972 Calories 60-69 years..................................... 2916 Calories 70 and over..................................... Results are still pending Dressing afterwards Calmly...................... 32 Calories In a hurry...................................... 98 Calories With her father knocking at the door............ 1218 Calories With your wife knocking at the door............. 3521 Calories </pre> __________________ =^-^= motdakasha =^-^= Just Google It. BA Psychology & Photography (I'm not going psychoanalyze you nor will I let you cry on my shoulder. Have a nice day.)