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i was with this girl and she was giving me head. for some strange reason it was taking a while and i decided to tell a joke. just as i told the punch line i came.
she laughed with her mouth closed around me and my sperm flew out of her nose.
when she stopped trying to blow her nose we laughed for days.
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"Remember, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." -Homer
Unless you are the freakin Highlander, what is the point in learning how to fight with a sword?
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