As an addition to the bizarrometer, she didn't speak english as her first language... Though she'd had a succession of english boyfriends, so maybe that explains the choice of language.
Still, I've never heard any tales near this for weirdosity.
She gave me a damne good workover though... Some of the best sex I've ever had.
A fine and willing slut. <- no offence ladies, it's an old quote.

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"I do not agree that the dog in a manger has the final right to the manger even though he may have lain there for a very long time. I do not admit that right. I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place." - Winston Churchill, 1937 --{ORLY?}--
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