Here at Hamburger Laboratories
located on
We have one machine
and three dedicated scientists
working on many innovative projects involving hamburger technology.
We dream about the hamburgers of the future.
You know, it’s not all about giant hamburgers
although the ladies seem to love them.
There is the Tiny Hamburger arm of our operations
and the attempts at B.I., burger intelligence.
Sometimes, with all of our various efforts, there are glorious failures
and some not-so-glorious.
We worship a dark, cold, celestial god that will not brook failure for long.
So please think of us when ordering your next meal.
We will be thinking of you.
-GH