Sipping from the hairy cup...
So, who does the most work when going down? Guys or Gals?
On the weekend i was having this discussion with my better half and I was explaining how men go down on their partners more than their partners go down on them, and that we have a far more 'labour intensive' (bundy, 2003) job than the girls do. To prove the second part of my theory I decided that a bet was in order in which i had to don the snorkel and go down for at least 2 hours...
It would seem that in my drunken state my ego had written a cheque my tounge couldn't cash as i failed between the 1 - 1.25 hour mark.
So to satisfy my curiosity,
i beg you to answer these questions three:
1) Who does the most work when giving head - men or women?
2) From your experience and knowledge of your mates, who do you think goes down more? Does it always seem to be the guys going down for no reward, or vice versa, or is everyone out there fairly selfless?
3) What's your PB? The above time is my best...
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