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Meridae'n · 07-09-2003, 06:23 PM

So, who does the most work when going down? Guys or Gals?

On the weekend i was having this discussion with my better half and I was explaining how men go down on their partners more than their partners go down on them, and that we have a far more 'labour intensive' (bundy, 2003) job than the girls do. To prove the second part of my theory I decided that a bet was in order in which i had to don the snorkel and go down for at least 2 hours...

It would seem that in my drunken state my ego had written a cheque my tounge couldn't cash as i failed between the 1 - 1.25 hour mark.

So to satisfy my curiosity,
i beg you to answer these questions three:

1) Who does the most work when giving head - men or women?

2) From your experience and knowledge of your mates, who do you think goes down more? Does it always seem to be the guys going down for no reward, or vice versa, or is everyone out there fairly selfless?

3) What's your PB? The above time is my best...

BBtB · 07-09-2003, 06:43 PM

Of course it all depends on the relationship. Best time going down or sex ingeneral? The longest (and only) time going down was about 25 minutes. The longest sex session (which did include this time going down) was just under 4 hours. It was also her longest time which is saying alot considering the fact that she is a total whore.

tikki · 07-09-2003, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Meridae'n

So to satisfy my curiosity,
i beg you to answer these questions three:

1) Who does the most work when giving head - men or women?

Men. Every woman is different.

Quote:

2) From your experience and knowledge of your mates, who do you think goes down more? Does it always seem to be the guys going down for no reward, or vice versa, or is everyone out there fairly selfless?

Depends on relationship. Last one it was me. One before that, it was her.

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 07-09-2003, 06:54 PM

I think guys do more work than gals. There is usually more time involved muff diving than BJ's. Guys come alot quicker than gals. Hence the guys doing more work.

Maybe some of the bi women can answer more accurately having done both.

Glad

The_Dude · 07-09-2003, 07:11 PM

there's a LOT more preasure on the guy to please the girl.

Amethyst · 07-09-2003, 08:02 PM

1) Who does the most work when giving head - men or women?

I would have to say that men do more work.

2) From your experience and knowledge of your mates, who do you think goes down more? Does it always seem to be the guys going down for no reward, or vice versa, or is everyone out there fairly selfless?

More vice versa.

bermuDa · 07-09-2003, 08:33 PM

a blowjob is a simple repetitive task. guys in general have a lot more work to do (sorry for using stereotypical gender roles), taking into account the huge variety of vaginas out there.

I enjoy a good blowjob... but to be completely honest I prefer to give than to recieve. It's more fun that way, for me at least.

Meridae'n · 07-09-2003, 08:38 PM

You've only done it once BBtB? You should get into it mate! I'm obsessed with doing it, can't help myself. I do seriously think that we have our work cut out for us a bit more...

isandro · 07-10-2003, 09:56 AM

Yup, girls tend to be more complex to please, and take longer.
There's a lot more looking and analysing of sounds and body motions to figure out how to proceed.
In my experience, it's rarely happened that a girl could not please me (although i rarely climax from it at all), while i've had much more trouble getting the girl into mad-sex-mode by oral stimulation. But maybe it's just never been my specialty- i'm open to suggestions tho

Troublebot · 07-10-2003, 10:55 AM

Speaking only for myself...

I think I spend more time at it, but only because I want to. When I'm giving oral sex, I want to stay at it till she's satisfied, whatever that might mean to her.

If she's doing me, I get a little playing around and it's on to something else. In all honest, BJ's don't do alot for me. Since I tell girls that up front, there's no need for them to be slaving away at it, ya know?

Cynthetiq · 07-10-2003, 11:10 AM

If I had my way it would be... breakfast of champions... best lunch special... what a great dinner

damn the wife couldn't keep up...

ratbastid · 07-10-2003, 11:32 AM

The work for men (though it hardly seems like work) is more in the area of creativity, exploration, inventiveness, and rhythm.

The work for women (though it REALLY doesn't seem like work) is more in the area of rhythm and head-bobbing.

NOW, that said, if you measure "work" in terms of calories burned, I'd say women do WAY more than men. Takes a lot of energy to bob her head like that.

As I type this, I'm struck by the heterocentricity of this thread. It's really not "men and women" so much as "people performing oral sex on women and men"....

Actually, that's another interesting topic. Think a woman works as hard eating another woman as a man would eating the <i>same</i> woman? I sort of doubt it.

rat · 07-10-2003, 12:08 PM

The question isn't a matter of work, but rather, whether you enjoy what you're doing while you're down there. I know I spent a hell of a lot more time working on oral sex and finding new things to tantalize my last gf than she spent perfecting her methods. Research and practice combined with the desire to always be creative drove me to do far more "work" than her in the area.

Donkeypuncher · 07-10-2003, 12:13 PM

My votes are...

Men do far more work than women

women probably go down wayyyy more than men do. It seems expected by most guys but I've known a lot of guys over the years who wouldn't think of going down on a woman.

PB? cripes, I dunno. Probably close to an hour, but what usually happens is she'll get off 2 or 3 times and have to have me in her NOW even if I'd be happy to keep going... This has been true of more than one woman, not just in present time.

absorbentishe · 07-11-2003, 08:37 AM

I give it to my wife far more than I get it, and for much longer periods. Not that I'm complaining mind you, I love to enjoy what it does to her!

TIO · 07-11-2003, 09:32 AM

A wise man once said to me that pussy is like veggies. If you're going to live a long and healthy life, you're going to have to eat a lot of it.

Having only gone down on women, I can't say who is harder to get off...but in my experience, the ladyfolk do a lot more knee time that the gents.

MikeyChalupa · 07-11-2003, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Donkeypuncher
...what usually happens is she'll get off 2 or 3 times and have to have me in her NOW even if I'd be happy to keep going... This has been true of more than one woman, not just in present time.

You get that too, huh?

-Mikey

07-11-2003, 01:20 PM

Ha! I'd have to say my girlfriend does a LOT more work than I do because i can get her off a half dozen times in an oral session, meanwhile she's struggling to give me any pleasure whatsoever. BJ's just don't do it for me.

Slims · 07-12-2003, 07:53 PM

I say guys have to do the most work. The robin williams sketch where he is eating out the inside of his elbow just about sums it up.

grumpyolddude · 07-12-2003, 08:26 PM

I have never enjoyed anything in life more than performing oral sex on a woman. Making their toes curl and their shoulders hunch, having their heels dig into the small of my back while they try to tear the hair from my temples... these are my heaven on earth. I have never "worked" at oral sex.

The Old Dudette, on the otherhand, tries hard and does really well quite often, but sees oral sex as a preliminary to the main event: the creation of the "beast with two backs", so to speak.

So, it seems that SHE works harder at it, but I do it more often and for longer.

PB? One New Years, I went through the entire Rose Bowl! Loved every down!

slant eyes · 07-12-2003, 11:36 PM

i think we both do the same amount of work. i loved goin down on my g/f. her bodily motions while i was down there were awesome. sometimes, she thought i was tired and told me i didn't have to finish her, but hell, i'm a trooper and i like satisfying her, so i stayed, and sure enough, it was worth it.

she had a glow about her everytime she was finished that made it all worth while. sometimes, she'd be so worn out from it ( i guess her stamina wasn't too high) that she'd start to fall asleep, but wanted to please me. but instead of letting her do it, i would just turn her over, and hold her til she fell asleep.

hell, there are times, when she'd just unzip me and give and please me without wanting anything back, depite my want to give. she'd just finish me, and turn over, lay on my arm and say 'good nite'

so yeah, we both do the same amount of work. tho most of the time, it takes longer to get her off, the level of satisfaction for both of us more than makes up for it

smedley · 07-13-2003, 06:12 AM

I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who has a hard time reaching orgasm from a bj. This seems to upset my girlfriend and I try to explain that she is doing a great job and that it feels wonderfull, but I don't think she believes me. I wish I could climax just to make her happy, but for me physically, oral sex is just the warm up for the main event.

ratbastid · 07-13-2003, 04:43 PM

Yeah, it's not really how hard it is, it's whether you love your work....

nickt · 07-13-2003, 06:10 PM

Muff diving is definitely the more difficult of the two, no matter who is doing it!

There is an art to a BJ - I have had many bad ones and some fanastic ones, but I think getting a woman off is much more difficult.

In my experince, and I love doing it, I find that I give more than I receive and they love it! The longest is probably an hour or so, before I get pulled up against my will and ordered to GIVE IT TO (HER)!

Have had some sore tongue action in the past as a result of some long oral sessions, but with pleasure comes pain! I know of girls who have had some sore jaws after long BJs too!

Saxofonix · 07-14-2003, 08:46 AM

mebbe it's just me ... but i love going down on her faaaar more than she likes going down on me. No problem there, but yeah, *I* certainly put in a lot more time and effort and finessing into it than she does.

Oh, and I too have a difficult time orgasming from a blowjob. It's probably the slowest (but still very exquisite) way to make me orgasm.

motdakasha · 07-14-2003, 03:23 PM

If you think the only thing involved in a (good) blowjob is headbobbing and rhythm, you're wrong. If a chick meets only those two requirements, she's probably complaining about a sore jaw after 2 minutes. It's more complicated than that.

This is how things are with my circle of friends:
Men get more oral then women. (This is because most of us females don't enjoy oral.)
Cunnilingus is more complex than fellatio, so it's more work to please a woman than a man.
I define best time by how fast I can make men come, which I think is somewhere under 5 minutes, but I don't like to track the time when I'm having fun. As for lengthwise, probably more than an hour.
I've had a guy go down on me for 2+ hours before and it did not a thing for me. Talk about time and energy wasted.

astartz · 07-14-2003, 05:38 PM

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07-09-2003, 06:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Sipping from the hairy cup... So, who does the most work when going down? Guys or Gals? On the weekend i was having this discussion with my better half and I was explaining how men go down on their partners more than their partners go down on them, and that we have a far more 'labour intensive' (bundy, 2003) job than the girls do. To prove the second part of my theory I decided that a bet was in order in which i had to don the snorkel and go down for at least 2 hours... It would seem that in my drunken state my ego had written a cheque my tounge couldn't cash as i failed between the 1 - 1.25 hour mark. So to satisfy my curiosity, i beg you to answer these questions three: 1) Who does the most work when giving head - men or women? 2) From your experience and knowledge of your mates, who do you think goes down more? Does it always seem to be the guys going down for no reward, or vice versa, or is everyone out there fairly selfless? 3) What's your PB? The above time is my best... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-09-2003, 06:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	Of course it all depends on the relationship. Best time going down or sex ingeneral? The longest (and only) time going down was about 25 minutes. The longest sex session (which did include this time going down) was just under 4 hours. It was also her longest time which is saying alot considering the fact that she is a total whore. __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

07-09-2003, 06:54 PM	#4 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	I think guys do more work than gals. There is usually more time involved muff diving than BJ's. Guys come alot quicker than gals. Hence the guys doing more work. Maybe some of the bi women can answer more accurately having done both. Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

07-09-2003, 07:11 PM	#5 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	there's a LOT more preasure on the guy to please the girl. __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

07-09-2003, 08:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
Amethyst Addict Location: Illinois	Re: Sipping from the hairy cup... 1) Who does the most work when giving head - men or women? I would have to say that men do more work. 2) From your experience and knowledge of your mates, who do you think goes down more? Does it always seem to be the guys going down for no reward, or vice versa, or is everyone out there fairly selfless? More vice versa.

07-09-2003, 08:33 PM	#7 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	a blowjob is a simple repetitive task. guys in general have a lot more work to do (sorry for using stereotypical gender roles), taking into account the huge variety of vaginas out there. I enjoy a good blowjob... but to be completely honest I prefer to give than to recieve. It's more fun that way, for me at least. __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

07-09-2003, 08:38 PM	#8 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	You've only done it once BBtB? You should get into it mate! I'm obsessed with doing it, can't help myself. I do seriously think that we have our work cut out for us a bit more... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-10-2003, 09:56 AM	#9 (permalink)
isandro Crazy Location: Groningen, Netherlands	Yup, girls tend to be more complex to please, and take longer. There's a lot more looking and analysing of sounds and body motions to figure out how to proceed. In my experience, it's rarely happened that a girl could not please me (although i rarely climax from it at all), while i've had much more trouble getting the girl into mad-sex-mode by oral stimulation. But maybe it's just never been my specialty- i'm open to suggestions tho __________________ -Life, liberty and the pursuit of hamburgers.

07-10-2003, 10:55 AM	#10 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Speaking only for myself... I think I spend more time at it, but only because I want to. When I'm giving oral sex, I want to stay at it till she's satisfied, whatever that might mean to her. If she's doing me, I get a little playing around and it's on to something else. In all honest, BJ's don't do alot for me. Since I tell girls that up front, there's no need for them to be slaving away at it, ya know? __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

07-10-2003, 11:10 AM	#11 (permalink)
Cynthetiq Tilted Cat Head Administrator Location: Manhattan, NY	If I had my way it would be... breakfast of champions... best lunch special... what a great dinner damn the wife couldn't keep up... __________________ I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. What's the best nation in the world? DO-NATION!

07-10-2003, 11:32 AM	#12 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	The work for men (though it hardly seems like work) is more in the area of creativity, exploration, inventiveness, and rhythm. The work for women (though it REALLY doesn't seem like work) is more in the area of rhythm and head-bobbing. NOW, that said, if you measure "work" in terms of calories burned, I'd say women do WAY more than men. Takes a lot of energy to bob her head like that. As I type this, I'm struck by the heterocentricity of this thread. It's really not "men and women" so much as "people performing oral sex on women and men".... Actually, that's another interesting topic. Think a woman works as hard eating another woman as a man would eating the <i>same</i> woman? I sort of doubt it.

07-10-2003, 12:13 PM	#14 (permalink)
Donkeypuncher Psycho Location: Pasadena, CA	My votes are... Men do far more work than women women probably go down wayyyy more than men do. It seems expected by most guys but I've known a lot of guys over the years who wouldn't think of going down on a woman. PB? cripes, I dunno. Probably close to an hour, but what usually happens is she'll get off 2 or 3 times and have to have me in her NOW even if I'd be happy to keep going... This has been true of more than one woman, not just in present time. __________________ "take me down, little Susie, take me down I know you think you're the Queen of The Underground"

07-11-2003, 08:37 AM	#15 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	I give it to my wife far more than I get it, and for much longer periods. Not that I'm complaining mind you, I love to enjoy what it does to her!

07-11-2003, 09:32 AM	#16 (permalink)
TIO Addict Location: The Land Down Under	A wise man once said to me that pussy is like veggies. If you're going to live a long and healthy life, you're going to have to eat a lot of it. Having only gone down on women, I can't say who is harder to get off...but in my experience, the ladyfolk do a lot more knee time that the gents. __________________ Strewth

07-14-2003, 05:38 PM	#27 (permalink)
astartz Tilted	men

07-11-2003, 01:20 PM	#18 (permalink)
smithja0423 Guest	Ha! I'd have to say my girlfriend does a LOT more work than I do because i can get her off a half dozen times in an oral session, meanwhile she's struggling to give me any pleasure whatsoever. BJ's just don't do it for me.

07-12-2003, 07:53 PM	#19 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	I say guys have to do the most work. The robin williams sketch where he is eating out the inside of his elbow just about sums it up. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

07-12-2003, 08:26 PM	#20 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	I have never enjoyed anything in life more than performing oral sex on a woman. Making their toes curl and their shoulders hunch, having their heels dig into the small of my back while they try to tear the hair from my temples... these are my heaven on earth. I have never "worked" at oral sex. The Old Dudette, on the otherhand, tries hard and does really well quite often, but sees oral sex as a preliminary to the main event: the creation of the "beast with two backs", so to speak. So, it seems that SHE works harder at it, but I do it more often and for longer. PB? One New Years, I went through the entire Rose Bowl! Loved every down! __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

07-12-2003, 11:36 PM	#21 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	i think we both do the same amount of work. i loved goin down on my g/f. her bodily motions while i was down there were awesome. sometimes, she thought i was tired and told me i didn't have to finish her, but hell, i'm a trooper and i like satisfying her, so i stayed, and sure enough, it was worth it. she had a glow about her everytime she was finished that made it all worth while. sometimes, she'd be so worn out from it ( i guess her stamina wasn't too high) that she'd start to fall asleep, but wanted to please me. but instead of letting her do it, i would just turn her over, and hold her til she fell asleep. hell, there are times, when she'd just unzip me and give and please me without wanting anything back, depite my want to give. she'd just finish me, and turn over, lay on my arm and say 'good nite' so yeah, we both do the same amount of work. tho most of the time, it takes longer to get her off, the level of satisfaction for both of us more than makes up for it __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

07-13-2003, 06:12 AM	#22 (permalink)
smedley Upright	I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who has a hard time reaching orgasm from a bj. This seems to upset my girlfriend and I try to explain that she is doing a great job and that it feels wonderfull, but I don't think she believes me. I wish I could climax just to make her happy, but for me physically, oral sex is just the warm up for the main event.

07-13-2003, 04:43 PM	#23 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Yeah, it's not really how hard it is, it's whether you love your work....

07-13-2003, 06:10 PM	#24 (permalink)
nickt Whaddya mean my hair is "GREEN"??? Location: Melbourne	Muff diving is definitely the more difficult of the two, no matter who is doing it! There is an art to a BJ - I have had many bad ones and some fanastic ones, but I think getting a woman off is much more difficult. In my experince, and I love doing it, I find that I give more than I receive and they love it! The longest is probably an hour or so, before I get pulled up against my will and ordered to GIVE IT TO (HER)! Have had some sore tongue action in the past as a result of some long oral sessions, but with pleasure comes pain! I know of girls who have had some sore jaws after long BJs too! __________________ AND WHERE.......... ...is the Batman?

07-14-2003, 08:46 AM	#25 (permalink)
Saxofonix Upright	mebbe it's just me ... but i love going down on her faaaar more than she likes going down on me. No problem there, but yeah, I certainly put in a lot more time and effort and finessing into it than she does. Oh, and I too have a difficult time orgasming from a blowjob. It's probably the slowest (but still very exquisite) way to make me orgasm.

07-14-2003, 03:23 PM	#26 (permalink)
motdakasha Hiya Puddin'! Miss me? Location: Silicon Valley, CA	If you think the only thing involved in a (good) blowjob is headbobbing and rhythm, you're wrong. If a chick meets only those two requirements, she's probably complaining about a sore jaw after 2 minutes. It's more complicated than that. This is how things are with my circle of friends: Men get more oral then women. (This is because most of us females don't enjoy oral.) Cunnilingus is more complex than fellatio, so it's more work to please a woman than a man. I define best time by how fast I can make men come, which I think is somewhere under 5 minutes, but I don't like to track the time when I'm having fun. As for lengthwise, probably more than an hour. I've had a guy go down on me for 2+ hours before and it did not a thing for me. Talk about time and energy wasted. __________________ =^-^= motdakasha =^-^= Just Google It. BA Psychology & Photography (I'm not going psychoanalyze you nor will I let you cry on my shoulder. Have a nice day.)