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Does anyone else out there love stand up comedy? I would love to be a comedian, so I really respect those guys. Fellow TFPers, which of you like stand up, and those that do, who are your favorite comedians? Gimme your favorite lines as well.
Richard Pryor was the best who ever lived in my opinion, but my favorites of today include:
Dave Attell: "So I sit back and focus, What would be the perfect dream job for me? Manager of a chocolate factory run by big-breasted hookers...................naw, I don't got the schoolin for that."
Eddie Izzard: "And Hitler died in a ditch, covered in Petrol, on fire. And thats fun........I mean thats funny, cause hes a mass-murdering fuckhead."
Pablo Francisco: "Man, I hate that, a girl with a hot body, but an ugly face, its like, ' Yeah, I love spaghetti, but its got shit on it!' "
Mitch Hedberg: "I was standing in a club and no one was talking to me because I had just did a show. A bouncer came up to me and said, 'Sir, you need to move because you're blocking the fire exit.' As though as if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."

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