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Andric · 06-25-2003, 10:08 AM

I hadn't seen this before, and a "top victoria's secret" search didn't produce any results. Hope you like it.

#10 - Does this come in children's sizes?
#9 - No Thanks. Just Sniffing..
#8 - I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
#7 - Mom will love this.
#6 - Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
#5 - No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.
#4 - Will you model this for me???
#3 - The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!
#2 - 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!

And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in Victoria's Secret:

#1 - Oh, honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that.

06-25-2003, 10:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
Andric Tilted	Top 10 Things Men SHOULDN'T Say Out Loud In Victoria's Secret I hadn't seen this before, and a "top victoria's secret" search didn't produce any results. Hope you like it. #10 - Does this come in children's sizes? #9 - No Thanks. Just Sniffing.. #8 - I'll be in the dressing room going blind. #7 - Mom will love this. #6 - Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable. #5 - No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here. #4 - Will you model this for me??? #3 - The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!! #2 - 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!! And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in Victoria's Secret: #1 - Oh, honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that.